

If life had a reset button, I would have probably pressed it a few times already.
Clifford the Dog, another example of, we know JACK SHIT and we see what we are meant to see.
Also another example of how tightly controlled the narrative is which makes you THINK LONG AND HARD about how ridiculous the narrative surrounding his child is.

one of my favorite shows
#Rolemodels
This show was simultaniously where i learned that being called a slut could be shrugged off, and that there could be a gay person around old people without hell breaking loose.
Also, sick burns.
If a man can’t orgasm during sex, he masturbates too much. If a woman can’t orgasm during sex, the man isn’t doing his job.
Whenever someone accidentally types ‘me’ instead of ‘my’, I automatically read the rest in a pirate voice.
I wipe my hands off on my pants instead of my shirt 90% of the time, yet wash my shirts far more often than I wash my pants
I silently judge anyone who says “times it by…” instead of “multiply it by…”