"He’s also known as star-lord"
"Who calls him that?"
when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
me: hands in assignment
professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask